Hell Passport Notebook | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

You'd think that getting into Hell would be easy. It USED to be, but like airport travel and filing tax returns, everything is more complex these days. But have no fear -- the Hell Passport can make your passage into eternal damnation a piece of Devil's food cake. It looks and feels just like an actual passport and includes a place for personal information, a passport photo, and useful travel tips. And if you don't have any immediate plans to go to Hell, it also functions as a handy and cool little notebook to jot down your most devilish thoughts. (Warning: the pages are not flame retardant, so keep your passport a safe distance from the burning brimstone, okay?)